“my crush is on foodinmouth. sometimes sensitive, sometimes hilarious, always delicious. but what, Danny boy, do you look like?
xox…”
This week’s TumblCrush- Round Two
This week’s TumblCrush - Round One
“I have a girl crush on Eden. She’s like my favorite character out of a book I haven’t read yet. I am for real! I love this girl.”
“oh made up memories, your sarcastic jokes and funny movies always have me laughing out loud. I wish you’d notice me.”
“Dear nostrich,
Let’s go to “pubs” together.
Love,
The other side of the pond”
I’m no longer going to tell people who their crushes are! I thought it might work if I got permission from each party, but a few potential connections have demonstrated that the approach might not be the best idea.
Just be happy that there are people out there crushing you!
Besides, if they really wanted to tell you they would.
xoxo,
TumblCrush
I think the difference between a crush and not a crush, is that a crush is a little bit unattainable. Everyone likes a little chase.
“I think Amy is totally hot. I get flutters when she reblogs some of my stuff. I stammered when I ran into her at the meet-up because I couldn’t remember her name, her beauty gets me toungue-tied. I love that she’s my age, single, and into music. I wish we rode the LTrain together to shows. She has hot shoulders that she’s always showing off.”
I see a potential muxtape mix in your future!
“Dear Bunnynico:
Never has anyone so elegantly described a personal experience and tied it in so sweetly with Star Wars. Furthermore, you’re the first and probably only person to ever use the word “concomitantly” in a tumble log; a word I never knew existed until it was uttered on your tumblr. It’s not your physical beauty that makes you sexy, it’s your intellect and insight that does.
xoxo,
Your Tumblcrush”
“Ms. ASimko,
You were my first follower. Why? I’m not sure. I’m certainly not in your league of sexy, nor in your league of professionals. But thank you for following me anyways, and continuing to. And thank you for finally posting a face shot on tumblr. You’re way cuter than I ever imagined, and your posts carry yourself as a sexy, intelligent woman of many facets. Always a pleasure!”
…but rules are rules. If I haven’t responded to your email it’s because your admirer has chosen to remain mum.
If you wrote me yesterday before this policy was put into place and you would like to change your position, send me an email.
Love,
TumblCrush
Funny, the things we’re attracted to!
“First, I’m crushing on BusYourOwnTray, and yes, I did find his tumblr by searching for Disney character S&M.
Then there is dp, who I wish I could join for beer Thursdays.
And finally, Jake, although this crush is a little creepy because it’s mainly due to his mom’s tumblr. Is that weird?”
A moment of seriousness about tumblcrushes.
I don’t know how seriously people should be taking these crushes, but I’m just going to throw it out there anyway: guys, if you’re interested in a girl from one of the meetups, just put it out there. No games, no pretending to be Mystery, just ask her out. And ladies, be courteous about it either way. If you are uninterested, that’s cool, just say so, and we can all return to being friends. Hopefully with minimal awkwardness and hurt feelings. Nobody wants to see a potential connection screwed over because of worries about it getting plastered here. We should be smarter than that.
Okay, I’m done. Back to your regularly scheduled programming.
Wise words from Fatmanatee. Tumblcrush is for those who want to flirt, play, put their crush out there without much seriousness. Personally, I think there is something extremely freeing about telling someone—maybe it’s your crush or maybe it’s other Tumblrs. This site allows you to do just that without having to even consider their reaction. This is a fear for some, but not for all of course.
But, really why should you worry? You all are intelligent, thoughtful, funny, attractive, successful (some may be more one thing than the other) Tumblrs. You got a lot going for you! So don’t be shy.
As a verse from one of my favorite Smiths songs goes, ”Shyness is nice, but shyness will stop you from doing all the things in life you want to.”
Now, if you’re not willing to put it out there all the way, well this is the place for you. Just one day in, I’ve already received emails from fellow Tumblrs stating that the shout out made their day. And, that my friends makes me happy!
but, he has now chose to put it out there:
“jeez, sarazucker, you know how i feel. can’t we just make out already?”