For another time...
If there was an alternate universe out there somewhere, where I wasn’t married and madly in love with my wife, Kia and I would be filling an island with little hipster babies.
If I had it my way...
I would keep three50eight pleased 24/7.
I have a sweet, innocent crush on Garrett, and that’s the most fun kind.
I have a sudden “Tumblrcrush” on a Tumblr that I’m not sure of the gender! Leave it to me to find, follow, and fall in love with a site generated by a uni-sex name, Jamie. Even Jamie’s avatar only consists of a neon yellow line, and no personal information is given anywhere on the actual site. LiveJamie.com or Jamie Martin, I believe, posts every post I wish I had found...
A sigh among the Tumblr universe...
“I have a tumblr crush on Mills The man seems absolutely incapable of saying anything boring. And the eyes and hair! *sigh*”
From a distance...
“She may be on the other side of the pond, but you rock my world Steph”
Vinh can give me an Ewok anytime :)
“My confession, I have a crush on Lia. She is such a happy person, full of joy and creativity. She hurts a lot, but when she smiles, she has the power to change things.”
Crushes are better in person
“I’m in love with mascarah and lovepuppy and can barely contain myself at this meetup.”
“What can I say, she was one of my firsts. I know internet crushes are silly, but I just can’t seem to get over it.”
“i’ve got a crush on a belle named elle. :)”
“harriettlou is a FOX… …her gorgeous blue eyes… …her great taste in music… …and her great taste in Tumblrs she follows :)”
“I really have a crush on vinh at http://vinh.tumblr.com ! I wish I could state something witty and ironic like he does but… sigh. He just always seems to put a smile on my face :) I guess we shall never know, huh? (thank goodness for being anonymous!)”
Naughty and Nice!
“Even though he is TOTALLY not my usual type, as well as a heathen atheist…I find that I have a little crush on topherchris. He seems really sweet and genuine, and eager to please, as well as naughty in all the right ways. A very good thing. :)”
Oh Danny boy!
“my crush is on foodinmouth. sometimes sensitive, sometimes hilarious, always delicious. but what, Danny boy, do you look like? xox…”
Girl Crush Alert!
“I have a girl crush on Eden. She’s like my favorite character out of a book I haven’t read yet. I am for real! I love this girl.”
M.U.M = LOL
“oh made up memories, your sarcastic jokes and funny movies always have me laughing out loud. I wish you’d notice me.”
“Dear nostrich, Let’s go to “pubs” together. Love, The other side of the pond”
I’m no longer going to tell people who their crushes are! I thought it might work if I got permission from each party, but a few potential connections have demonstrated that the approach might not be the best idea. Just be happy that there are people out there crushing you! Besides, if they really wanted to tell you they would. xoxo, TumblCrush
lovepuppy:I think the difference between a crush and not a crush, is that a crush is a little bit unattainable. Everyone likes a little chase.
Someone's singing Amy's tune!
“I think Amy is totally hot. I get flutters when she reblogs some of my stuff. I stammered when I ran into her at the meet-up because I couldn’t remember her name, her beauty gets me toungue-tied. I love that she’s my age, single, and into music. I wish we rode the LTrain together to shows. She has hot shoulders that she’s always showing off.” I see a potential...
Brainy is Beautiful
“Dear Bunnynico: Never has anyone so elegantly described a personal experience and tied it in so sweetly with Star Wars. Furthermore, you’re the first and probably only person to ever use the word “concomitantly” in a tumble log; a word I never knew existed until it was uttered on your tumblr. It’s not your physical beauty that makes you sexy, it’s your...
In a league of her own
“Ms. ASimko, You were my first follower. Why? I’m not sure. I’m certainly not in your league of sexy, nor in your league of professionals. But thank you for following me anyways, and continuing to. And thank you for finally posting a face shot on tumblr. You’re way cuter than I ever imagined, and your posts carry yourself as a sexy, intelligent woman of many facets. ...
I wish I could tell you
…but rules are rules. If I haven’t responded to your email it’s because your admirer has chosen to remain mum. If you wrote me yesterday before this policy was put into place and you would like to change your position, send me an email. Love, TumblCrush
Disney, Beer and Mothers who write well
Funny, the things we’re attracted to! “First, I’m crushing on BusYourOwnTray, and yes, I did find his tumblr by searching for Disney character S&M. Then there is dp, who I wish I could join for beer Thursdays. And finally, Jake, although this crush is a little creepy because it’s mainly due to his mom’s tumblr. Is that weird?”
a lesson i have gained from tumblcrush
fatmanatee: A moment of seriousness about tumblcrushes. I don’t know how seriously people should be taking these crushes, but I’m just going to throw it out there anyway: guys, if you’re interested in a girl from one of the meetups, just put it out there. No games, no pretending to be Mystery, just ask her out. And ladies, be courteous about it either way. If you are uninterested, that’s cool,...
This crusher was a little reluctant...
but, he has now chose to put it out there: “jeez, sarazucker, you know how i feel. can’t we just make out already?”
“I just realized I spent an unreasonable amount of time gazing at this picture…dear, you have the most beautiful face, and I hope this makes you smile…” You know what (redacted), I bet you this DOES make her smile, it sure made me! :)
Digging Kevin Rose
“Kevin Rose, you are so dreamy! your posts, alone, make my dashboard more steamy…I remember you from the days of Tech TV and now enjoy your blog with a cup of tea. Thanks for bringing us diggnation we all appreciate its creation! “ Now, this is kinda thing I like to see! A little prose goes a long way my friend. Kevin, don’t you agree?
Making the most out of meetup...
“marklow, i met you at your whisk & ladle and i’m secretly hoping i can stir up something special with you. xoxo”
Confessions Pt. 1 (c) Usher
madeupmemories:I have a crush on whoever’s behind Tumblcrush.
"I have a crush on every girl on Tumblr"
“Jessicalouise is a super cool Austalian chick, sneaky in her elegance = sexy. hydeordie has the sweetest swoopy haircut ever. Awesome LA open-head posting makes my heart melt. pikamookie is adorable and calm, posting pictures of bugs and about her UFC fascination. I don’t like either of those things, but the way she channels the things that make her happy makes me swoon. My most...
Here's some food for thought...
“I was just thinking the other day how I have such a crush on Nora you know “Thought For Food.” She’s really quite attractive… and as much as I love to cook for myself… I’d totally let her cook me up something… *sigh*” Ah, I’m sure she’d whip you up a batch of her delicious gumbo anytime!
“i am tumblcrushin on soupsoup in a major way. he is insightful and funny and smart. and a mets fan! what more could a girl need?” Good question!
A Tumblr's heart beats...
…”for that Petey Knox. I’ll be your Scarlett!”
Oh those NY Tumblinas!
They’re always playing hard to get! “I’ve got a big tumblrcrush on lovepuppy but she won’t give me the time of day :( brieflynoted is quite the hotty mc hotterson as well”
He may be boring and a loser...
But, someone has a crush on this boringloser! “he’s hot AND very, very funny!!! he’s my dream!”
Questioning Do Not Tell
I’ve received emails from readers about my “do not tell” policy. Not surprisingly, some would like to know the identity of their admirers. I give you exhibit A: “i know your rule is to never tell, but if you tell me, i will respond with whether or not i have a mutual crush on this person. you can then put this anonymously on the site, and perhaps a connection will...
I wouldn't call you a Tumblr Slut!!
…you just know what you want! ”Maybe I’m a tumblr slut but I’ve got plenty of crushes. -First Pete W Knox, this pic sealed the deal and he reminds me of my ex but in a good way! -Brooklyn’Mutt because of his love for the Mets and Politics -This couple is my Brad & Angelina -This family seems pretty great also Sister, Brother, Wife -I want him to come play on my...
“I’m totally drunk….And I’m totally crushing on tumblcrush. Yeah, you heard me. Come over here. Let’s spend some time together. Don’t worry about a thing, baby. If you’re a dude, well, I can probably deal with that at the moment if you have no facial hair. Also, thanks (to whoever) for saying I’m lovable. But fix my link. It’s broken....
Someone has a crush on you! Wish I could provide more details, but that’s all I got! Hope it makes your day! xoxo, TumblCrush
A Little Midwest Love
“Dear Hipster Diet, The idea of Converse, sunshine and In and Out Burger get me hot. Can I come visit? Love, Your Tumblcrush.”
This one likes the funny guys!
This Tumblr was worried about being considered a “hoebag” for liking so many Tumblrs (her words not mine)… But, I want to assure her that it’s okay to like this one, this one and this one! I bet they’d like you too!
One Tumblr crushing on three guys AND a gal!
Oh the web we weave! Crushes include a banana eater, a lovable Tumblr themer, a Mets loving Jew, and a vlogger with an enthusiasm for literotica
You have an admirer! “This post/picture by thewordunheard warrants a full tumblr crush.”
Tumblrs, we have a poet among us!
“As for crushes. Well, too many to name. But I’ll start writing a sonnet for each of them” We look forward to it, Tumblr who will not be named…